money , pussy , weed ;)

- the other day at Walmart 💕😂👌 im uglyyyyyy :P

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 21:47:46 -0500

- the other day at Walmart 💕😂👌 im uglyyyyyy :P

😔👌❤😊

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 00:12:18 -0500

😔👌❤😊

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Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:55:41 -0500

speedismandatoryy: time-to-stop-being-silent: the most...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:55:22 -0500

speedismandatoryy:

time-to-stop-being-silent:

the most important moment in the history of Of Mice & Men

and thus the start of a new religion

thoselolposts: The funniest blog on Tumblr!

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:55:00 -0500

thoselolposts:

The funniest blog on Tumblr!

knewyork: baby love u

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:54:29 -0500

knewyork:

baby love u

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Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:53:19 -0500

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Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:31:33 -0400

iloveyourbootyy: I can feel your energy from two miles away.

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:31:29 -0400

iloveyourbootyy:

I can feel your energy from two miles away.

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Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:31:20 -0400

rubberdingyrapidsbro: love this song omg, used to blast it so...

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:31:11 -0400

rubberdingyrapidsbro:

love this song omg, used to blast it so much when it cam out haha, never gets olddd

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Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:31:03 -0400

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Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:30:49 -0400

shiiinx: thecasualduelist: Thank you for wiping my...

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:29:25 -0400

shiiinx:

thecasualduelist:

Thank you for wiping my screen!

this pikachuuuu

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Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:28:32 -0400

thursdaysiminlove: lilmegidosp00ks: THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT...

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:28:28 -0400

thursdaysiminlove:

lilmegidosp00ks:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

this is like my favourite post ever

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Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:28:13 -0400

ilovetreysongz: “Bundled up!!!!”

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:27:52 -0400

ilovetreysongz:

“Bundled up!!!!”

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